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This great dj request story was posted by the late DJ AM on the Serato forums five years ago. Rest in peace. Submitted by Lauti.
In LA we usually DJ 4 hour sets„ 10pm till 2am (close) and I used to get to work at 9:45pm to set up, then basically practice the 1st hour while people were walking in. Well, at 10:15 I’d get the “PLAY BEYONCE CRAZY IN LOVE” and I’d say “Its 10:15, you will hear it later I promise” and of course the girl would frown (thinking its cute and i will fall for it) and I’d just go back to practicing. 10:30 she would walk by and look at me raising her eyebrows. 11pm she sends 2 of her friends up to ask for the same song shile she watchs to see my reaction (cause of course her ego let her think i was saying no to HER specifically) and I just look at the 1st girl and say “I told your friend, i will play it later” This is the reason I used to carry weak ass promo frisbee records in the back of my crate. Cause come 11:15pm when the 1st girl comes BACK (now with a few drinks in her) demanding I play it. I reach in the back of my crate, pull out a frisbee record and say “You want Beyonce??? Huh?? YOU REALLY WANT IT?? (pull out frisbee 12” and SMASH it over my kneee and hand her the 2 pieces) HERE MOFO, TAKE BEYONCE” they never come back. I have my man man Mike B to thank for this drunkgirl jukeing strategy.
I’m sorry this fucking RULES.
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j. lesley feezberg: HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER →
seriously this is getting out of control.
here is proof that the word “hipster” now means whatever the fuck you want it to, as long as you are angry about it
“ Fucking metal hipsters thinking load is the best Metallica album. You are wrong #ridethelightningalltheway #godiekrik
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Alan Thicke’s recap of Twin Peaks Season One
This will sober you up real fast.this really hammers home the amazing, incomprehensible fact that twin peaks was on regular ass television.
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